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15 Cute and Corny Romance Jokes

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

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Corny puns and one-liners aren't everyone's cup of tea, but we can't help but laugh at some of these groan-worthy romance jokes. However, we do recommend only using them to make your current partner laugh—we make no promises on their effectiveness for flirting with someone new!

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corny romance joke about car accident

1. My partner and I met by accident. It all started when he backed his car into mine.

2. Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

3. Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

4. What happens when two boats fall in love? It's a row-mance.

5. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

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cheesy romance joke

6. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.

7. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

8. Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

9. When does a vampire know they’re in love? It’s always love at first bite.

10. What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough? I knead you!

corny romance joke about icing

11. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was the icing on the cake.

12. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

13. I think you might be suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

14. What did the keyboard say to the computer? You are just my type!

15. Are you a mermaid? Because you're cute as shell.

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